What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.
Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
TotK No Armor Goron Responses
I saw a post showing the NPC reactions to Link wearing nothing so I took screenshots around Goron City.
My personal favorites are "Half off? You and me both" and "We got a live one!"
call that pussy jerma, the way it’s twitching and streaming
call that pussy jerma the way it puts me in a meat grinder
Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨
ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack






















